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"Mission Control, this is NotSoInnocent, it seems this rocket was able to take us further than we could have ever imagined!" This is "one small step" further into the realm of clitoral stimulation toys that can help you take a "giant leap" into ecstasy! If Buzz Lightyear had to satisfy you with a rocket (that wasn't his own ;P), this would be the one! All puns aside, I would definitely recommend this product! The variety of settings and the waterproof rating make it an awesome companion!

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If you're looking for a vibrating dildo that you can have tons of fun with alone or play with your partner, even if they're a long-distance love, this is a great option to go with. There are many fun benefits to the Mission 2 from Lovense, some that may even surprise you (they surprised me). With an app that allows full control of the Mission 2, you don't need to worry about pushing more than the "on" button on your toy. Not only that, but this fun vibe comes with three parts that, once put together, allow you to suction your toy to the wall and adjust it to your preferred position. Keep reading to learn more.

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Wow! Awesome new dildo by Lovense. I think the size is just right. Enough to where it is suitable for some beginners and suitable for those more advanced into the sex toy universe. Compatible with many other Lovense toys, makes it easy to connect with a partner from either far away or close by. Touch sensitive vibration mode. The further you insert the dildo, the harder it will increase the vibrations, 3x. Waterproof and suction cup is extremely strong. Fun settings in the app, such as a cool game you can play that happens to be similar to flappy bird... but for the vibrations LOL. It's currently on SALE!

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This anal toy is great for beginners and intermediate anal toy enjoyers! This toy has ten different vibration modes that feel great and hit that P-spot.

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The Leaf + Spirit by BMS Factory is a powerful and discreet couples vibrator that works well for both solo and partnered play. Its eco-friendly packaging, soft silicone, and versatile design make it ideal for short-distance interactions, with strong vibrations that remain quiet during use. While not suited for long-distance play, its waterproof and flexible nature adds to its appeal.

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This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD

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If you’re after a toy that ticks all the boxes, the Lovense Nora Dual Vibrator is it. First off, let’s talk about how it feels—silky smooth, body-safe silicone on the arms that glides like a dream, and a glossy plastic handle that’s easy to grip and fully water-resistant for fuss-free cleaning. The design is classic dual stimulation but with some seriously innovative upgrades that set it apart. Nora is powered by two independent motors: one in the 4.7-inch insertable, curved shaft for precise G-spot stimulation and another in the clitoral arm, which vibrates and moves simultaneously or separately depending on your preference. The G-spot shaft doesn’t just vibrate—it rotates, mimicking a “come-hither” motion for extra-targeted pleasure. Meanwhile, the clitoral arm is very flexible, so it fits snugly against your body without feeling rigid or uncomfortable. Together, the motors create a wave of sensations that feel intensely satisfying in the best way. Control is completely in your hands—or your partner’s. The Lovense app lets you customize vibration patterns, adjust intensity, and even sync it to your favorite playlist (yes, it vibes to the beat!). You can also save your favorite patterns for quick access later. And for an interactive twist, it’s sound-activated, responding to noises around you like moaning, which adds a whole new layer of fun. Got a partner across the world? No problem—the long-distance control feature works seamlessly in real-time for shared pleasure. On the practical side, it’s USB rechargeable and gives you over 4 hours of playtime on a full charge. It has no visible buttons on the main body (except an optional directional control for the shaft), it’s sleek, modern, and app-only for effortless play. While it’s a bit of a splurge, the Nora’s versatility, premium build, and cutting-edge features make it worth every penny.

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The Lovense Max 2 puts a spin on strokers. This toy contracts around your dick with air to recreate the pulsating walls of an actual vagina/mouth. This creates a tight feeling that can get pretty intense sometimes. The toy also vibrates, which can feel incredible if you're looking for that feeling. The toy is pretty simple to control, but you can take it to the next level by letting a partner control it for you via the Lovense app. Some people might not like the tightest settings of this toy, and people looking for an "automatic" stroking experience should look elsewhere.

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Enter the world of state-of-the-art, motorized Scandinavian male masturbation with The Handy. From its big black box discreet packaging to the heavyweight apparatus that holds the cup-like ribbed sleeve that connects you to the unit via its 'TruGrip' band, really what doesn’t this jerk-offer do? Online you can hook up to the 'Handyverse' (QR Code included with the instructions) and synchronize the machine to video and VR headsets. In this mode, you can also have a partner manipulate your strokes and speed via remote control. Offline, it becomes a highly versatile masturbator with a bunch of speeds and vibration modes. And with no battery running the motor, you just plug the Handy in, then yourself, and away you go. While this might not be the easiest machine to fit on yourself, and it does tend to get a little heavy the longer you are in it, you pay for what you get here....one of the higher-end motorized male masturbators on the market today.

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The Lovense Hush 2 Large takes everything great about app-controlled plugs and dials it up to eleven. The large version is not for the faint of heart, but once you get it in the first time things will never be the same, Experienced users will find this to be one of the most versatile and powerful plugs available. The standout app control via Vibemate AI sync and the lovense remote app creates whole new ways to connect and play with your partner or strangers. The rumbly vibrations make it perfect for both solo adventures and long-distance play. Yes, it's pricey, but the quality and features justify every penny.

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Aside from the pearlescent coloring of the hard shell covering of the device, I'm not sure how this device got its name, which means there's no room for puns, but boy do I have a few roast style jokes lol. This product looks and feels like Apple released a new ergonomic but naughty mouse lol. Thanks Steve Jobs xD! If Star Trek had a remote control for the transport device this would be it. Beam my bean up Scotty! Smash Mouth should have said all that shimmer is gold, as this little device makes me feel like I've struck gold! Like an X-rated version of Ariel I have suckers and vibrating dildos galore, but this thingamabob, I've only got the one. In all seriousness though, of all the toys I've reviewed thus far this one really is a standalone product. At first I thought it was going to be a bit cumbersome due to its shape and size but its actually quite ergonomic and versatile. Obviously it's a hand held device, but the shape and size also allows it to slip down between one's legs while sitting for a bit of hands free action. The strength is plentiful, not overly intense like the air pulse power of the INYA Rose, but on par with the strengths the Satsifyer Mission Control is capable of. Definitely a book I should not have judged by its cover as it's pretty handy after all lol.

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Grinding in my opinion is one of the most fun ways to explore pleasure. For those looking to enhance their experience, this new product is a must-try. It stimulates the clitoris, vagina, and anus simultaneously with two strong motors that create deep, rumbly vibrations. You can sit on it to enjoy the sensation, turning any flat surface into a pleasure machine. Its shape fits your body well, with added ridges for extra stimulation. It's also versatile for different positions and fun to use while watching TV. The only thing is that I see it as potentially longer depending on your body type (keep it mind it’s about 6.6 inches long)

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The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

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Nicknamed it Bambi—the Lovense Ambi's app-controlled versatility and powerful vibrations will have your legs wobbling with delight. This small ergonomic bullet vibrator packs a punch. The intense vibrations make it perfect for users who crave power but also offers customizable settings for more gentle stimulation. Its strength lies in its versatility, both in the variety of ways it can be used through the app and its unique 3-point design offering pinpoint to broad stimulation.

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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The We-Vibe Tango X Bullet Vibrator is a compact dynamo of sensation, offering powerful, deep rumbles that are surprisingly intense for such a small device. With its lipstick like design and high-quality feel, it’s built for precision, making it perfect for pinpoint stimulation on all your favorite erogenous zones—from the clitoris, perineum, or even the anus, it’s versatile enough to work anywhere on the body. The Tango X comes with 8 powerful vibration modes and the ability to easily cycle through them using the simple one-button control, whether you’re ramping up for a higher intensity or switching things up mid-session, its just so easy and not at all prone to mishaps like switching it off mid session. It also has a magnetic USB charging system which I was so wow'd by, its not only cool but also incredibly easy—just click the Tango X into place, and you’re good to go. With extended playtime on a full charge, and the short recharge time you’ll never be without this baby for too long (which I enjoyed). This toy fast became my favorite for months on end whether I was on a solo mission or with partnering up. The Tango's small, discreet size and formidable power deliver big-time pleasure that rivals full-sized vibrators for sure. With its whisper-quiet performance and intense, customizable sensations, this little vibrator proves that great things really do come in small packages.

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